Every time I go to the Disgaea tag and I forget that Prinny porn is there my response is like:
“Oh a nicely drawn Prin- HOLYFUCKINGSHIT THAT’S A PENIS”
sometiems the porn is so nicely drawn expression wise and anatomically correct…but nobody ever believes you’re saving it for references T-T
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hussie is a genius.
it’s amazing how far Homestuck has come- and holy shit man, you came this whole way with it! but why…?
i have a theory why, actually.
have you ever heard of the “Agatha Christie Code”? for people who have no idea who Agatha Christie is: she’s widely considered one of the world’s best selling novelists.
the Christie Code is the theory that the main reason her books were popular (and still are, 25+ years after her death) is that they are literally addictive
so what is the Code, and how does it relate to Homestuck?
the Code consists of a few elements key to her writings:
- lengthy establishing descriptions at the beginning of the book
- quick dialogue and action towards the middle and end of the book
- simple phrasing, and a lot of repetition of both words and themes
- but most importantly… the use of 9+ characters
why 9 characters?
according to a documentary about Christie’s methods, the human mind can only devote focus to between 5 and 9 things/people/plotlines at a time.
past that, the reader will go into an actual unfocused hypnotic trance. they become overloaded with the cast of characters, and the intricate red herrings, and all the repeated words, and soon they are motherfuckin entrenched in that bitch
look back at that list of elements ^ and you’ll realize that every single one of them applies to Homestuck: the simple format catches you, the shit getting real keeps you, the memes indoctrinate you, and Hivebent seals the deal.
i repeat: hussie is a genius.
holy shit
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*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
Really guys? Let’s see about that.
MOTHER OF GOD
Well I guess I might as well try it out too
not that it’s gonna
hOLY SHIT
what have I done
yo hold up lemme give this a shot
HOLY SHI T
DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING
IT GOT EVEN BETTER!
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When a bullet hits a wall
…
That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.
It looks like a flower :)
Flowers only grow where bullets once hit the ground. That’s why you see so many gardeners sporting miniguns, it helps with the planting :D
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- lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
- drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
- escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
- wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
- dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
- sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
- metathesiophobia: fear of change
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To all iPad, iPhone users
Those who know me know I’m a scientist. Download the following app which a ex-professor of mine developped:
Cosmic Universe
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/cosmic-universe/id557877106?mt=8
And realise just how small you are :) It is awesomely great at freaking people out and entertaining stoned people for hours.
This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately!
Brilliant
We need these
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