June 2013
149 posts
just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
So Face characters live in fear of tumblr, they have to walk the very thin line between not being too great because then tumblr will obsess over him and not being too poor in their performance or else they will get fired :/ poor face characters :/
*THROWS A MAILBOX* EVERY TIME I HEAR SOMEONE PLAY PIANO LIKE A GOD I JUST WANT TO MARRY THEM
I wonder how many guys will take up playing the piano now.
I’m so tired right now that it should be illegal. Like I just want to punch my fist through a fishbowl and punch the gold fish inside and become him. Then I’d swim in with my poop for the rest my life and not have fingers to play Disgaea- wow no. That’s a terrible life decision. the not play Disgaea part.
Not to mention you became the goldfish in a broken bowl. You’ll die suffocating in a pool of broken glass. D:
Problem solved
I’m gonna hook up an exercise-bike to the world’s modems. Download speed and volume or linked to your speed and distance respectively.
Boom, everyone gets in shape.
Why do I constantly create worlds in which I wouldn’t survive myself?
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
I said it before, I’ll say it again, I want to go to baby showers unannounced, dressed as Malificent and ask why I wasn’t invited.
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
Should I change my blog title to something…less offensive?
honestly i really wish i had a friend like james. he’s a really kind person and despite being a member of an evil organization, he cares deeply for the pokemon and people he befriends. plus he’s got a killer laugh, a good sense of humor, and mad style.
True, I think it’s nice that he and Jesse get together :)
Ah… They’re sitting together eating pudding… that’s so cute
Some one a talk show and eat pudding with me. I don’t even like pudding.I hated pudding until i went to england and tasted their weirdly named desserts.
I haven’t liked pudding since a blindfolded pudding eating contest went wrong.
That’s how bananas got ruined for me
lol Looks like blindfolded eating contests are traumatizing events!
just the ones where they whisper “open wide (◕‿◕✿)~♪ “
Ah… They’re sitting together eating pudding… that’s so cute
Some one a talk show and eat pudding with me. I don’t even like pudding.I hated pudding until i went to england and tasted their weirdly named desserts.
I haven’t liked pudding since a blindfolded pudding eating contest went wrong.
That’s how bananas got ruined for me
I'm just going to stay up until I can draw Bolin right.
Well, I guess you’re going to miss the
panty raid.
sorrynotsorry
Yeah.
It’s alright, Korra. At least I certainly feel younger.
Ah… They’re sitting together eating pudding… that’s so cute
Some one a talk show and eat pudding with me. I don’t even like pudding.
I hated pudding until i went to england and tasted their weirdly named desserts.
So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.
I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.
This movie takes place in the 1920s.
*spits out drink* AHAHA!
Every time I go to the Disgaea tag and I forget that Prinny porn is there my response is like:
“Oh a nicely drawn Prin- HOLYFUCKINGSHIT THAT’S A PENIS”
sometiems the porn is so nicely drawn expression wise and anatomically correct…but nobody ever believes you’re saving it for references T-T
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
Really guys? Let’s see about that.
MOTHER OF GOD
Well I guess I might as well try it out too
not that it’s gonna
hOLY SHIT
what have I done
yo hold up lemme give this a shot
HOLY SHI T
DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING
IT GOT EVEN BETTER!
- lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
- drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
- escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
- wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
- dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
- sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
- metathesiophobia: fear of change
To all iPad, iPhone users
Those who know me know I’m a scientist. Download the following app which a ex-professor of mine developped:
Cosmic Universe
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/cosmic-universe/id557877106?mt=8
And realise just how small you are :) It is awesomely great at freaking people out and entertaining stoned people for hours.
Ozzie Scribbler's corner: 11 Signs You're A Men's Rights Activist →
ozziescribbler.tumblr.com
Text (would be legible on actual shirt):
1. You have no problem with the gender wage gap. But you hate having to pay for dates.
2. You insist that it’s a scientifically proven fact that men are stronger than women. But you…
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
I honestly feel so alone. I feel like no one wants to be around me. All I feel is sadness and jealousy over a boy I never really had. I’m always sitting alone at home, and everyone has an excuse on why they can’t see me.
You’re not alone.
This! Fucking life sucks
These things hurt, I know, and you can be sad, as long as you respect that person’s choice. Everybody always says the same, but it’s true, move on. There’s a lot of people out there who would be honored to have a friend like you.
