First company to strike a deal with the Adventure Time guys and make its console BMO shaped wins the war. You can include BMO sounds, phrases when you do certain actions and a display for its face to interact with the player.
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
consistancy is imporant when raising kids. I’LL BE THIS KIND OF DAD.
"I love the uterus, but the ovaries make it hard to eat".
I’m not even nightblogging, it’s like 11am here. Yes, if you can summon up the effort, please explain to me everything wrong with this analogy, or the fact that I chose to only comment of the female (male was left out because I’m making the analogy of semen to pollen, who eats pollen?). I promise I’ll sit quietly and listen and try harder next time. (that last bit was not sarcasm, I genuinely want to be a better person)