I’m gonna hook up an exercise-bike to the world’s modems. Download speed and volume or linked to your speed and distance respectively.
Boom, everyone gets in shape.
Why do I constantly create worlds in which I wouldn’t survive myself?
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
I said it before, I’ll say it again, I want to go to baby showers unannounced, dressed as Malificent and ask why I wasn’t invited.
(Source: meilleure--amie, via piercethepoop)
OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
OH MY GOD YES
LAWD JESUSS THANK YOU
funfact: if you dip the caprison in liquid nitrogen, then drink it while it melts again, it’s twice as delicious :D
is this attack on titan?
in a nutshell, yes :D
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
Should I change my blog title to something…less offensive?
I can’t help but read this in my head as ” I hates myselfs”
(Source: the-five-beer-plan, via frankiechemical)
honestly i really wish i had a friend like james. he’s a really kind person and despite being a member of an evil organization, he cares deeply for the pokemon and people he befriends. plus he’s got a killer laugh, a good sense of humor, and mad style.
True, I think it’s nice that he and Jesse get together :)
Ah… They’re sitting together eating pudding… that’s so cute
Some one a talk show and eat pudding with me. I don’t even like pudding.
I hated pudding until i went to england and tasted their weirdly named desserts.
I haven’t liked pudding since a blindfolded pudding eating contest went wrong.
That’s how bananas got ruined for me
lol Looks like blindfolded eating contests are traumatizing events!
just the ones where they whisper “open wide (◕‿◕✿)~♪ “